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Hello this is the police.. please hold.
If YOU'RE OLD AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE here’s what you do.
George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things. He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?' he said “No they are in the shed”. The police told him that all patrols were busy, nobody was available and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along eventually.
George said, 'OK,' hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again. “Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot them.” Then he hung up.
Within three minutes six police cars, a SWAT Team, a helicopter, two fire trucks, a paramedic an ambulance and a K-9 unit showed up at the Phillip's residence and caught the burglars red-handed in the act of the crime.
One of the Policemen said to George: “I thought you said that you'd shot them!' George looked him square in the eye and said,
“I thought you said there was nobody available!”
(True Story) I LOVE IT – Some old people you just don’t mess with.
p.s. yep I still drop by the x-box section from time to time.. hopefully we will find a way to offer more events to the Xbox UF community in the near future.
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Re: Hello this is the police.. please hold.
That was awesome goat. I'm gonna have to remember that shit!! ;D
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Re: Hello this is the police.. please hold.
nice post that was funny.
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08-06-2008 #5
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Re: Hello this is the police.. please hold.
Originally Posted by [101
LOL.. yeah bandit I snooped it myself .. we all know where Snopes is. I left it as is when i copied and pasted it because well it's funny.. no need to verify it.
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